"Great news, darling! A Swedish record company has seen my work in that sporting goods catalogue, and they've asked me to pose as Beethoven!"
"But you look nothing like Beethoven".
"Well, they give me a wig. Here, look..."
"Wait, did you say Beethoven or Michael Heseltine?"
They don't seem to have a Dvorak collection, but when they do produce one, they can save a bit of money because they don't need anyone to pose this time - all they need to do is change the title on the Debussy one:
Seriously. These composers are actually going to fight crime. Tonight on CBS!
"But you look nothing like Beethoven".
"Well, they give me a wig. Here, look..."
"Wait, did you say Beethoven or Michael Heseltine?"
They don't seem to have a Dvorak collection, but when they do produce one, they can save a bit of money because they don't need anyone to pose this time - all they need to do is change the title on the Debussy one:
Seriously. These composers are actually going to fight crime. Tonight on CBS!
1 comment:
Is that the most kick-ass classical album cover ever? Clearly Ol' Debussy above is their arch-nemesis maestro of crime, his fake beard woven from the wigs of composers he has ruthlessly murdered in elaborate and grotesque tableaux. The Masters Will Rise! The Baton... Will Fall!
Post a Comment